Just Sayin.

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

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witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

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Reasons To Be Happy:

1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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ofuckme:

sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it

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wartortles:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

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i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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hitlervevo:

when the smart kid gets a bad grade

when couples at school break up

fights over facebook comments 

girls crying over their school pictures 

can we all just talk about how sadistic we are

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